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R185829 1 Packington's Pound. Packington's Pound Packington's Pound. ALL Company=keepers come hear what I say, / Here's a notable Song if you please for to stay, Information in this section of the Source Description refers to the original ballad manuscript. 1: 26 Two=penny=worth of Wit for a Penny: / OR, THE / Bad HUSBAND turn'd Thrifty. / When he his Race had fully run, / And had repented what was done; / With Care he did amend his ways, / And now his Neighbours speaks his Praise. Two=penny=worth of Wit for a Penny: OR, THE Bad HUSBAND turn'd Thrifty. When he his Race had fully run, And had repented what was done; With Care he did amend his ways, And now his Neighbours speaks his Praise. Two-penny-worth of Wit for a Penny: OR, THE Bad HUSBAND turned Thrifty. When he his Race had fully run, And had repented what was done; With Care he did amend his ways, And now his Neighbors speaks his Praise. ?-? J. Deacon

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ALL Company-keepers come hear what I say, Here's a notable Song if you please for to stay, It will learn you good Counsel, be rul'd by a Friend, If you go to an Ale-house your Money to spend: For Fourpence or Sixpence, you may spend I do say, If you call any higher it's all thrown away; Then Barnaby will begin to work in your head, There's many does forget that their Children want Bread. Observe a good hour and loose not your time, If you meet with a Friend that you needs must go drink, I desire you to take this Counsel of mine, Keep Wit in your Noddle, and your Pockets some Chink: Then your Wife will be pleased, your Children glad, And a great deal of Comfort there will be to be had: But if you spend all your Mony and make yourself poor, Then your rent will be wanting you'll be turn'd out of door To see some Men when they are full of drink, What a beastly condition it is we may think, That they hardly can know one Man from another, They abuse their best Friend if it were their own Brother, They'll tumble i'th' dirt, and they'll stagger i'th' street, And affront e'ry Man and Woman they meet,
That when they are sober will scorn to do so, For they hardly can know their Friend from their Foe. For I my ownself have been in the same way, And wasted my Money by night and by day, And never did think how my Children was serv'd, Till Neighbours did say that they almost were starv'd: If my Wife chance to say that any thing she did lack, I would call her base Whore, and be sure pay her back: That was the best Comfort I could her afford, Then I out to the Ale-house, and spent like a Lord. I sold all my Goods, and I wasted my Store, And at the long run I was grown very poor, A hundred and fifty good Pounds I have spent, As long as any was left I could not be content: My Hostess she would be so merry with me, When I call'd in for Liquor and paid for't too free; And with slabering and kissing she pleas'd me to th' life, Thus I like a Villain did wrong my poor Wife. At last I consider'd and did think in my mind, How to my own Family I had been too unkind, Which troubles my Conscience to think on the same, That with drinking and swilling I was much to blame,
My Children was bare, and hard they did fare, And I of their Misery never took care, But now I'll begin for to live a new life, And take pains to maintain both my Children and Wife. For I to the Ale-house have been too kind, Which to my undoing I plainly do find, My poor little Children are fallen into Want, Which grieves me to see them, full sore I repent, That I had such fortune for to be so led, With drunken Companions, which caus'd me be bad, But he runs a long Race that ne'er has an end, I'll make much of my Money that God does me send. I'll be careful of my Children, and make much of my Wife, And provide Meat and Drink for to preserve their Life, That little that's left I hope to make it more, With taking of pains, and with working full sore: And Ale-wives go hang themselves with what they have got, No more of my Money shall fall to their lot; I have sow'd my wild Oats, and I will have a care Of drunken Companions that made me so bare. It is a brave thing when Winter comes cold, To have something in store, with that a Man may be bold, Either Land-men or Sea-men what-ever they be, All young Men consider be ruled by me, For Hostesses and Tap-houses will fill you no beer, No longer then your Money holds out you may swear, For I my own self now do find it too true, Which makes me to speak, for what I spent I do rue. Since I took a good course and forsaken the bad, With my Wife and my Children there is enough to be had, But while I kept Drinking and loosing my Time, All my whole Houshould was ready to pine: But it is a long Day that ne'r has an end, Therefore all good Fellows be rul'd by a Friend, Keep Mony in your Pockets and good Cloaths to your Back, Drink to yourselves good, but take heed of a Crack. Now in the Conclusion, that Man is well blest, That lives sober and quietly, and forgoes Drunkenness, He never will be out of reason with his Wife, If God give him a Blessing he's free from all strife, It is a brave thing if a Man do take pains, If he works ne'r so hard if he bring home the gains; Therefore take this Counsel I pray you of mine, It's penny well bestow'd, he that takes up in time.
LONDON: Printed for J. Deacon, at the sign of the Angel in Guil[t] Spur street.