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                     <seg n="2" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">THE</hi></seg>
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                     <seg n="4" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">OR, THE</hi></seg>
                     <seg n="5" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">Counterfit Bridegroom:</hi></seg>
                     <seg n="6" rend="left"><hi rend="italic"><hi rend="bold">Giving a Full and True Relation how one</hi> Madam-Mary Plunket, <hi rend="bold">alias,</hi> Williams;</hi></seg>
                     <seg n="7" rend="left"><hi rend="italic"><hi rend="bold">a young Woman of eighteen Years of Age, who put on Man's Apparel, assum'd the Name of</hi></hi></seg>
                     <seg n="8" rend="left"><hi rend="bold"><hi rend="italic">Capt.</hi> Charles Fairfax, <hi rend="bold">set up for a young Heir, courted a young Gentlewoman of</hi> Blooms-</hi></seg>
                     <seg n="9" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">bury, <hi rend="bold">and by the Consent of her Friends [in hopes of Gain] was married to her by a</hi> Jaco-</hi></seg>
                     <seg n="10" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">bite <hi rend="bold">Parson; they being at the Charge of the Wedding Cloaths, Ring, Dinner,</hi> etc.  <hi rend="bold">Of her</hi></hi></seg>
                     <seg n="11" rend="left"><hi rend="bold"><hi rend="italic">living with the young Woman a whole Month undiscovered, using a strange Instrument for</hi></hi></seg>
                     <seg n="12" rend="left"><hi rend="bold"><hi rend="italic">Generation, with the strange manner of the Discovery by an old Woman of the Pretended</hi></hi></seg>
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                     <l n="1" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">COme all ye frolicksom Jilts of the Town,     </hi></l>
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                     <l n="3" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">Since Whoring like other Professions goes down,     </hi></l>
                     <l n="4" rend="indent"><hi rend="italic">I'll show you a new way to good Fortune:</hi></l>
                     <l n="5" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">Cheer up your Hearts, to be merry prepare,     </hi></l>
                     <l n="6" rend="indent"><hi rend="italic">excuse but a little Preamble,</hi></l>
                     <l n="7" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">I'll sing you a Jest (if you have not a care)     </hi></l>
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                     <l n="10" rend="indent"><hi rend="italic">reduc'd to a slender Condition;</hi></l>
                     <l n="11" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">Who liv'd by the Trade of, <hi rend="bold">Shove-up and go-down</hi>,     </hi></l>
                     <l n="12" rend="indent"><hi rend="italic">which has so long time been in fashion;</hi></l>
                     <l n="13" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">But Money's so scarce and Taxes so great,     </hi></l>
                     <l n="14" rend="indent"><hi rend="italic">poor Cully is grown unable</hi></l>
                     <l n="15" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">To give half a Crown for a bit for his Cat,     </hi></l>
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                     <l n="18" rend="indent"><hi rend="italic">to raise up her Fortune to Riches;</hi></l>
                     <l n="19" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">She lays her Profession and Petticoats by,     </hi></l>
                     <l n="20" rend="indent"><hi rend="italic">and boldly she puts on the Breeches:</hi></l>
                     <l n="21" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">Her Carriage so pleasing, and full of Air,     </hi></l>
                     <l n="22" rend="indent"><hi rend="italic">her Talk so delightful and witty;</hi></l>
                     <l n="23" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">In Masculine Habit she now does appear     </hi></l>
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                     <l n="25" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">She takes Noble Lodgings, sets up for an Heir,     </hi></l>
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                     <l n="27" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">She bates with Delusion her amarous Snare,     </hi></l>
                     <l n="28" rend="indent"><hi rend="italic">desiring to hook in some Fortune.</hi></l>
                     <l n="29" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">A cunning old Miser full of Design,     </hi></l>
                     <l n="30" rend="indent"><hi rend="italic">being blest with a pritty young Daughter,</hi></l>
                     <l n="31" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">With whom our young Heir did his Project begin,     </hi></l>
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                     <l n="33" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">The Father being eager to make up the Match,     </hi></l>
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                     <l n="37" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">The Lovers themselves did quickly agree;     </hi></l>
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                     <l n="39" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">Expecting his Daughter a Lady should be;     </hi></l>
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                     <l n="41" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">The Day was declar'd to consummate the Match,     </hi></l>
                     <l n="42" rend="indent"><hi rend="italic">with joy to the innocent Creature;</hi></l>
                     <l n="43" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">The Miser being greedy, and busy to catch     </hi></l>
                     <l n="44" rend="indent"><hi rend="italic">so hopeful a Prize for his Daughter:</hi></l>
                     <l n="45" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">The Father provided a plentiful Feast;     </hi></l>
                     <l n="46" rend="indent"><hi rend="italic">in Grandieur they went to be wedded;</hi></l>
                     <l n="47" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">The Portion was paid, but the cream of the Jest,     </hi></l>
                     <l n="48" rend="indent"><hi rend="italic">was what they did when they were bedded.</hi></l>
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                     <l n="49" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">The Bridegroom had prudently got a Sheep's gut     </hi></l>
                     <l n="50" rend="indent"><hi rend="italic">blow'd up very stiff, as a Bladder;</hi></l>
                     <l n="51" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">But what he did with it, or whether 'twas put     </hi></l>
                     <l n="52" rend="indent"><hi rend="italic">I'll leave you good Folks to consider:</hi></l>
                     <l n="53" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">The innocent Bride no difference knew,     </hi></l>
                     <l n="54" rend="indent"><hi rend="italic">and seem'd to be greatly delighted;</hi></l>
                     <l n="55" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">But Lasses I warrant there's none among you     </hi></l>
                     <l n="56" rend="indent"><hi rend="italic">that would be so cleverly cheated.</hi></l>
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                     <l n="57" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">This for a Month undiscovered pass'd on;     </hi></l>
                     <l n="58" rend="indent"><hi rend="italic">at last an old turbulet Woman,</hi></l>
                     <l n="59" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">Made privy to th' Project when first'twas begun,     </hi></l>
                     <l n="60" rend="indent"><hi rend="italic">and knew the young Spouse to be no Man,</hi></l>
                     <l n="61" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">One morning resolv'd to open the Jest,     </hi></l>
                     <l n="62" rend="indent"><hi rend="italic">without any farther delaying,</hi></l>
                     <l n="63" rend="left"><hi rend="italic">The Bed-claths she toss'd, show'd the Beard of the Beast,     </hi></l>
                     <l n="64" rend="indent"><hi rend="italic">and Pull'd off the Politick Play-Thing.</hi></l>
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